The Life Of An L.A. Derby Doll

The L.A. Derby Dolls have played in the Doll Factory for about six and a half years, but are now looking for a new facility in the Los Angeles area.
The L.A. Derby Dolls is a volunteer based organization, consisting of more than 150 adult skaters, 130 junior skaters (ages 7-17) and hundreds of volunteers and staff. The league is divided into five teams – Fight Crew, Sirens, Tough Cookies, Varsity Brawlers, and the L.A. Derby Dolls’ all-star team, the Ri-Ettes. In addition to these five teams, the Doll Factory also houses the L.A. Derby Dolls’ referee team, the L.A. Derby Dolls Enforcers, which consists of 18 male and female referees; five juniors teams - Jr. Fight Crew, Jr. Sirens, Jr. Tough Cookies, Jr. Varsity Brawlers, and L.A. Junior Ri-Ettes; six training programs - Junior Derby Dolls, Derby Por Vida, Fresh Meat, March RADness Derby Camp, Bank Track FUNdamentals, and wRECK League; and many of their volunteer and charity events.
Kelly Farrell, known as Hurt LockHer on the track, plays for both the L.A. Derby Dolls Tough Cookies and L.A. Derby Dolls Ri-Ettes. She could recalled her favorite memories, from the first time she picked up skates to now, which all took place in her soon to be demolished home.

“I came to my first bout in December of 2010, and from the minute they started warming up, I knew I wanted to be a part of this. I wanted to be the best I possibly could, and on the bank track level the L.A. Ri-Ettes is what that is,” said Farrell.
Farrell grew up playing competitive sports, so she expected to pick up derby a lot quicker than she did, even though she had only been on skates once in her life prior to learning how to play roller derby.
“It was a hard learning curve. It doesn’t matter how athletic you are, the minute you put on skates and can’t skate, you are terrible, and you’re terrible for a long time,” said Farrell. “So [learning how to skate] was probably one of the most humbling experiences that I’ve ever been a part of.”
Farrell grew up in Manteca, Calif. and moved to Los Angeles without knowing a single soul.
“Derby has affected my life in so many more ways than I thought possible. I moved here and didn’t have a single friend in L.A. and now I have family members. Los Angeles Derby Dolls is a family,” said Farrell.
Though the majority of the L.A. Derby Dolls skaters did not grow up on skates, Farrell has found that derby becomes a giant part of everyone’s life who makes the commitment to be a L.A. Derby Dolls skater.
“I think that roller derby is one of the most important things in my life because it’s that fun thing everybody needs. It’s just as much of a job as a lot of things, but it’s so much more worth it because the pay off is amazing,” said Farrell. “Roller derby is probably next to having a roof over my head, gas in my car, and health insurance.”

“Everybody comes from so many different walks of life. We have lawyers; we have doctors; we have teachers; we have unemployed people; we have a lot of people in the entertainment industry; we have everything,” said Farrell. “We are so open and accepting of all walks of life that it’s unlike any other environment that I’ve ever seen.”
Currently, the L.A. Derby Dolls are in a predicament because their 50,000-square-foot venue is not going to be existent for much longer. The L.A. Derby Dolls are currently trying to locate a space that can hold all of their teams and events. Not only does the space have to be affordable, but it must be able to house the L.A. Derby Dolls’ bouts; the L.A. Derby Dolls typically have about 2,000 fans come to bouts, and their future venue must be able to hold all of these people within fire marshal rules.
The L.A. Derby Dolls are currently trying to raise $100,000 to cover their first and last month’s rent and their physical transition to their new venue.
“The Doll Factory might not be around for much longer, which is sad, but the L.A. Derby Dolls will definitely be here for many years to come,” said Farrell.
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