The Selfie Toaster Is A Real Thing You Can Actually Buy
After an inspiring Christmas in 2010 that conjured ideas of retail toasters with logos peace signs and pot leaves, Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp. was created.
Owen Mercon and Galen Dively, two friends, started their business of Burnt Impressions with the help of a manufacturing company in China. The company has a variety of toasters, including the Jesus, Poe, and Custom Toaster.
The toasters start as low as $30. The $75 self toaster is definitely worth the price if you want to eat a piece of bread with your face on it.
Or perhaps you wish to toast your face and lightly brush it with a thin coating of Cookie Butter, prompting you to produce the delicious snack to any would-be villains with the witty retort of, "Bite me."
Nina Brown is a senior in high school at American Heritage and also the co-founder of On The Line. She can be contacted here.
May Cui is a junior in high school at Monta Vista and also the co-founder of On The Line. She can be contacted here.
Lina Takahashi is a junior in high school at Farview in Colarado. She can be contacted here.