Alicia Keys, P!nk, and Paula Patton apparently all went to the same person for their hair and makeup. The three beauties all sported volumized faux-hawks with naturally smokey eye shadow and natural pink lips. Certainly trendsetters, these women all looked gorgeous on the red carpet, but don’t everybody rush out and shave the sides of their heads…

I’m more concerned for the health of Bonnie McKee's hair than anything else. While there is a nice ombre shift from orange to that strange light orange-pink, from the front it’s just too slick and too colored. I can’t embrace this burnt sienna color that when coupled with her blue gown really is just an elegant declaration of Denver Broncos allegiance.

Oh, Cyndi Lauper. For the sake of space and time I’m just going to address the hair. That’s definitely not natural, one, but two what is that style? Tendrils, when delicately placed and styled can be romantic. These on the other hand escaped the clutches of whatever larger creature is lurking in that nest atop her head, and are everything but romantic. 

And taking the cake for WORST hair AND makeup is none other than this member of Slipknot who will certainly haunt the dreams of many of this evening’s attendees. Everything about this is just awful. I don’t have a particular distaste for clowns, but this particular get up is quickly changing that. He got the memo for badly died hair in a shade of orange but missed the bit about relatively natural makeup.