7 Signs That Katy Perry’s Chest Was Predicted By Scripture
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Whether they wish for a set of legos or a barbie dream house, every child hopes for shiny new toys. Young Katy Perry, however, prayed for something a little, well, unique. In her February 2014 GQ cover story, Katy Perry revealed that she believes her breasts to be the result of divine intervention. Perry stated that she “lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down? At age 11, God answered my prayers...I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”
Raised in the home of a preacher, Perry is no stranger to the rules of scripture. Though she has rejected organized religion, she remains spiritual. Maybe she's right, and a well-lived life and lots of prayer have rendered her blessed. Isaiah 65:3-6 does say that He will "repay into their bosom." Though Perry may think that her "gifts" came from prayer, we have found 7 signs indicating that this busty bosom was irrevocably in the cards.
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California Girls Perry sported this timeless classic in the music video for her chart-topping single, "California Girls". In this video, Perry can be seen shooting whipped cream from her, ehr, assets. As is stated in Genesis, every moving thing that lives shall be food. EVERYTHING. As portable frozen dessert toppings are truly a gift from above, Genesis was clearly predicting this Katy Perry/Snoop Dogg collaboration. |
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Sesame Street
Katy Perry's brief stint on Sesame Street may have been in the running since the beginning of time. As is stated in the, aptly named, Titus 2:4, "they may teach the young women to...love their husbands, to love their children". The ample exposure of her nurturing, maternal parts definitely teaches young girls how to love their children and husbands, albeit in a traditionally patriarchal form. |
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VH1 Divas Salute the Troops
The Lord is a pretty sneaky fella', being everywhere, while remaining unable to be seen. As He stated in Exodus 33:20, "you cannot see my face". Katy Perry embodied Exodus in this Zuhair Murad couture mini on December 3, 2010 at the "VH1Divas Salute the Troops" event. Even on a normal day, however, no one is really looking at Perry's face. |
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Firework
Job 41:19 predicted that "out of his mouth go burning torches; sparks of fire leap forth". Of course, all scripture is open to some level of interpretation. Maybe the mouth wasn't so much the vehicle as K.P's bust. |
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Moving Mountains According to Isaiah 54:10, "the mountains may be moved and the hills may shake". We will let the image speak for itself. |
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2010 Grammys EMI Party Zechariah 9:17 predicted "then how they'll shine! shimmer! glow!". Perry's gifts from above definitely did shimmer and glow at the 2010 Grammys EMI Party. Perry paired the low-cut siren gown with a Judith Leiber clutch and former fiancé, Russell Brand. |
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You Can't Escape Them Though it is not explicitly stated, His omnipresence is a long-standing notion in numerous traditions. Jeremiah 23:24 does state that man is unable to hide from the Lord, because He fills heaven and earth. Katy Perry's chest is similarly situated. Seriously, though…where haven't we seen Katy Perry's assets?
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