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What Else Could Miley Cyrus Possibly Do For Her 21st?

Chelsea Hernandez |
November 22, 2013 | 12:16 p.m. PST

Staff Reporter

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Miley Cyrus turns 21 this month on November 23rd. Everyone is wondering: what will she do? How will she celebrate it? What will she get for her birthday? In reality, however, the biggest question should be: what will she do that she hasn’t already done? She’s already smoked marijuana on stage, in front of thousands of people, recently bleached her eyebrows to shock us all (which is funny, considering this is probably the least ridiculous thing she’s done thus far), and she’s twerked up against Robin Thicke’s crotch at the VMA’s- all while letting her tongue hang loose. I mean, what else could she possibly do besides actually being able to legally drink? There’s no way she will be able to party harder, or as hard, as she has been doing.

However, beyond her inability to match her recent partying extravaganzas, the question as to where the party will be still hangs in the air. Who wouldn’t want a photo opportunity of her with a beer in her hand, most likely licking it like she did with the sledgehammer in her ‘sexy’ “Wrecking Ball” music video? The party is said to be at either Beacher’s Madhouse or her home on Sunday, November 24th. Just look for the dancing teddy bears--they should lead the way.

Miley's birthday party should be an interesting event with lots of music, alcohol, partying, and of course, twerking. The world will be waiting with anticipation to see what shocker she might try and lay on us all this weekend, but at least we can all rest easy, knowing that it will most likely be legal (maybe).

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