Gentlemen! I present to you… the four worst celebrity haircuts of all time.

Beware: some of the images below may be frightening, hideous, and hazardous to your mental health. But fear not, for every travesty has an equally manly remedy! Hopefully these fixes can help your game this fall (not that your game needs help), but if not, may the heavens be with you.

Carrot Top's top is sure... carrot-y. (Via Wikimedia)

Funny as it may be, no one is laughing with this haircut. Between the pumpkin orange color and the ever-curly curls, it’s easy to see how the hair became more infamous than the man.

Remedy: Scissors

A good old trip to the barbershop would fix this hairstyle up good as new! In this case, the shorter the better. 

To those suffering from this sickness: while your out of control hair style may be your calling card, try cutting it down and letting your personality take center stage.

One can only presume his eyesight wasn't "20/20" when he approved of this. (Via Wikimedia)

Devastation: The OG JT

Remember when Justin Timberlake was in NSYNC? And his hair was short, curly, gelled, and frosted-tipped hair to cheesy glory. His voice wasn’t the only reason that women fainted around him. 

Cure: Growing Up

Over time, Justin either realized the ugliness of his hair, or in most likelihood, his publicist probably told him to lose the '90s kid hairdo. Either way, time healed his wound… thankfully.

To those suffering from this sickness: while your frosted-tips may be the sh*t now, in 20 years you’ll look back and realize that the only cool thing about your hair was its ability to attract birds.

If you hair still move when you touch it, you're doing it RIGHT.

Calamity: Pauly D

His haircut single handedly forced the entire world to hate New Jersey. The amount of gel he used in a single night could have held up our government.

Fix: Loose the Gel

By letting his hair go au natural, the King of the Jersey Shore could’ve actually gotten a girl to go in the hot tub.

To those suffering from this sickness: A tiny bit of gel may be used to shape hair, NOT hold it up.

Maybe his hair was an indicator of the troubled times to come. (Via Wikimedia)

Disaster: Bieber

Even Selena Gomez realized that the Biebs grew out of his haircut on his 12th birthday. It’s only cute if you still play with Power Rangers.*

Treatment: Pull It Back

By pulling his hair back to show off his face, he may convince the media he’s a big boy now!

To those suffering from this sickness: Apply a little gel (do not go near the Pauly D) and pull hair back, creating a natural flow and shape.

Want to man up and show off your sophistication? Start at the top of your head and, for all of our sakes, whatever you do: avoid the “Fantastically 4” Worst!