While I commend Cher for her courage, this sparkly-mesh explosion and inconvenient shawl combination completely overshadows the Oscar she earned for Moonstruck. This is without even mentioning her Jerry Curl.

Here, Demi Moore decided to take workout-chic to the next (and wrong) level by supplementing her leotard and spanx with some frightening upholstery. Demi, leave your talents on screen. The designing room isn't for you.

This outfit proves how a celebrity can't always rely on a major fashion house when going on the red carpet. Not only is the unflattering suit a garish white, but the jacket is on backwards. The fedora serves as an uncomprehensible cherry atop a misguided sundae.

Tyra Banks couldn't seem to separate herself from her seminal role as Eve in Life Size by wearing this dress fit for a crazy barbie doll. Plus, her necklace screams witchcraft pendant. And Tyra Banks, you're beautiful, but no one who's name isn't Jennifer Aniston should ever submit herself to the pain and horror that is a middle part.

More like 2001: A Spaced-Out Ouch-essy! Terrible movie pun aside, Kate Hudson made every possible mistake with this outfit. The dress had a weird sparkle, the collar/cape was part-cowboy part-vampire (I'm sensing the premise for next summer's blockbuster), and her curls go so far into her head it looks like she cut off all her hair. Last and most definitely least, her purse is a cube. A CUBE.

Gwynnie, Gwynnie, Gwynnie. We know you aren't and never will be goth, so why even try? The unflattering and sheer top half of your dress looks even worse next to such a cheap-looking skirt. Your severe hair and stereotypical dark eye makeup prove how going outside your comfort zone doesn't always work.

I'm 99.99% positive Uma Thurman mixed up Oscar night with her annual Renaissance Fest visit. This is the only valid justification I can come up with for this billowing mistake. Although, the sloppiness of her sash's tie means some part of her subconscious was trying to fight her wardrobe choice. It's times like these when us lowly peasants can think "Wow, statuesque blonde celebrities really are just like us! Oh wait, no they're not. Even I would know not to step out in public looking like that."

What's that you said? Jennifer Hudson is wearing a stunning and flattering chocolate Oscar de la Renta gown? Sorry, I couldn't hear you underneath the sound of my eyes screaming about having to look at that hideous bolero on top.

STAND UP STRAIGHT MILEY. I don't care how beautiful your dress is if your shoulders are permanently hunched.