Since the beautiful morning Kate Middleton married Prince William, the Royal elders have been counting the seconds until the next generation was fueled. They've practically been watching Kate under lock and key. This pregnancy was going to happen no matter what. 

The above first paragraph was going to be my full article on this topic, because I knew it so confidently to be true. I was regarding Kate's pregnancy as a Royal turkey-basting experiment (which I still kind of think it is).

But THEN, I looked back to an article I wrote about the topless photos of Kate published in September. Remember when the Royals threw a fit and filed lawsuits after "trash" magazines in Europe published topless photos of Kate?

Those photos were snapped in mid-September, approximately three months ago. How far along is Kate in her pregnancy now? No one knows for sure, but the BBC was reporting she was a little less than 12 weeks on Dec. 3rd, which means she could be exactly three months right now.

Is it fair to assume she got pregnant on their romantic French getaway?!

This has to be true. Hugely proud of this discovery.

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