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Best Celebrity Tweets Of The Week: Ryan Lochte, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Ellen Degeneres

Jameelah James |
December 3, 2012 | 12:02 p.m. PST

Staff Reporter

From $7 coffee to baby names, here are the best celebrity tweets for the week if 11/30:

Surviving the row machine at the gym is exponentially more challenging when next to someone yet to discover deodorant.

— Bonnie Bernstein (@BonnieBernstein) November 26, 2012

(Sports Journalist)

Lindsay Lohan's probation will be revoked because she lied to police. The same goes for her SAG card after playing Elizabeth Taylor.

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 26, 2012

(Author & E! personality)

A couple has named their baby "hashtag." What a great name, said his siblings Lycos and Pets.com.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 28, 2012

(Political satirist & host of The Colbert Report)

At this rate "Two and Half Men" is soon going to be renamed "Man".

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) November 26, 2012

(Actor & star of Modern Family)

my doctor told me to stop leaving the house with wet hair. I told him to stop being such an insensitive asshole.

— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) November 26, 2012

(Reality Star & fashion designer)

My neighbor just asked why "the magazines always choose the MOST unflattering pictures" of me. Then he shook his head and sighed "image."

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) November 29, 2012

(Actress & star of Girls on HBO)

The new Starbucks Reserve coffee is only at certain stores, & it's $7 a cup. $7! I can't believe I took my jet to Seattle for this.

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 30, 2012

(Comedian & host of Ellen)

Can't change the past so u gotta keep it in the light till it goes dark then make it pitch black

— Ryan Lochte (@ryanlochte) November 29, 2012

(Olympic swimmer)

If you’re a director & you don’t already have a script prepared for Wesley Snipes the SECOND he gets out of prison, do some soul searching.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 30, 2012


But if you're thinkin about my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white! twitter.com/ScottDisick/st…

— Scott Disick (@ScottDisick) November 28, 2012

(Reality Star, Keeping Up With The Kardashians)

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