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Lindsay Lohan continues doing her thing, this time allegedly getting in a “club brawl” with another woman over The Wanted singer Max George. Oh, those Brit boy banders… (Vulture)

Filed under: “you’ve got to be joking.” Universal is suing a porn production for its “Fifty Shades of Grey” adaptation, the aptly titled “Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation.” Excuse this writer as she slams her head into the nearest wall. (The Hollywood Reporter)

This isn’t officially in any way shape or form, but that doesn’t make it less awesome. Skrillex’s wobbly dubstep is the background of a Zelda-esque computer game, titled “Skrillex Quest.” You don’t get to play as the distinctly-coifed musician, but alas. (The A.V. Club)

Nerd pinup Stephen Colbert is dedicating an entire week of his show, “The Colbert Report,” to the upcoming film production of “The Hobbit.” This… is the Middle Earth Report. (EW)

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