GPA Fairness: It's Time To Redistribute Grades

Of course it’s good for a student to receive the grade that reflects his or her ability, but it's worth discussing whether there should be other components to a student’s GPA, for purposes of fairness.
Let me explain. Let’s say that a USC student is taking 18 units, has to work a part time job to pay for school and also is a member of a club. He spends all of his free time studying but still cannot exceed a 2.0 GPA. On the other hand, let’s say that there is another student who went to a private high school, is only taking 14 units, is on a full scholarship and has always been naturally smarter than his classmates. This student only spends one or two hours studying each week and effortlessly earns a 4.0 GPA.
The top one percent of students don’t even need such high GPAs, especially when there are so many others out there who are struggling just to get by. Unequal GPA distribution is stacked against those who aren’t as talented, which contributes to the increasingly widening GPA inequality gap.
Now let me ask you, does unequal GPA distribution promote equality and fairness?
It’s time for USC to adopt a plan where all students start off on a level playing field and play by the same set of rules. Such a plan would lift the burden off lower GPA earners and require those given 4.0s to pay their fair share. It’s far more encouraging for students to earn equal grades for equal work. This is how we build a productive university: by investing in the bottom up.
Currently, the top one percent of students receive more than 40 percent of the school’s total GPAs, while the bottom 80 percent of students only receive seven percent.
My plan would effectively redistribute GPAs by implementing the federal tax code:

It’s virtually a common understanding among society today that millionaires, billionaires and corporate jet owners are expected to share the excess of what they don’t need. So why not do the same thing with GPAs?
Sure, school grades may be different than wealth, but they are still earned the same way. If it’s not right for Wall Street to go by unchecked, then why is it alright for those graduating with honors? In real life, we expect those receiving more to contribute a little more by giving to those who cant even afford to put food on the table. So, we can fix this problem by leveling the playing field and asking those who hoard all the 4.0s to give a little bit back of what their school gave them.
It's vital that everyone, no matter your background or where you came from, has the right to at least get a fair shot. This is not going to happen as long as we turn a blind eye to those most in need.
Now, if you don’t agree with this, then ask yourself: do you believe in equal opportunity?
Redistributing grades doesn’t take away incentive, because students have such high grades already that they don’t need all the reward. By simply just spreading the grades around, we can prevent our students from graduating so greedy.
And, sharing with those less fortunate would benefit the rest of the school, because it would teach students that we are better when we're working as one. Lower-level GPA earners would be guaranteed the right of confidence, which would give them encouragement in the classroom. Smarter students would actually work harder because they would be helping their fellow classmates succeed, which would promote altruism and selflessness. At USC, every student should be treated as an equal because we are all part of the greater good, so it’s not right that some of the most talented among us get off with a free ride.
Let me be clear; there are two visions for the future: what we have now, a system in which students are rewarded for their abilities; or a system of GPA equality and fairness, in which students are rewarded based on their needs.



Comments
This is pure genius. I graduated in 1972 with a 4.0. I demand that the Dean of Something immediately redistribute my GPA. First, it really isn't of any value to me, but for the purposes of mark to market, I think my GPA should be raised to reflect the compounding of knowledge. That will provide me with a higher GPA base thereby reducing my ultimate liabilities. My guess is that some 2.0 business major could actually crunch the numbers in Excel and determine that my generosity would ultimately benefit hundreds of SAT/ACT disadvantaged children from wealthy homes. I like that. And honestly, it wasn't really all that difficult to get a 4.0, even after admission on probation and having matriculated in the Valley.
The author never REALLY makes it clear whether he intends the assertion that student's GPA's should be redistributed to be tongue-in-cheek or serious. I hope it is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. It doesn't make any sense to me otherwise. The analogy is not particularly strong and the writer paints himself into a corner by using sort of an either/or fallacy, i.e. either you are a hard-working student with a job and are taking many units and because of this you have a lower GPA, or you are privileged and have it easy and have a higher GPA. That scenario does not reflect reality.
Nevermind. Looking at it again it is clearly meant to be tongue-in-cheek. I still feel the other things I said stand though.
I feel that you just talked around and about what it was that you wanted to propose. I'm a rather intelligent student and I bust my ass in school and my grades reflect that. I take more than the max units of requirements that one should take, president of two different clubs and work 20 hours a week, all while maintaining above a 3.0.Equally distributing the grades, by means of what?
Nice. Refreshing piece
This has nothing to do with grades...
lol too good, nice job but they still won't understand
I hope this was satire and I simply misinterpreted your intent.
Last time I checked a GPA doesn't directly buy you food, healthcare, child services, birth control and shelter. The similarity between accumulation of mass wealth and getting a GPA of 4.0 ends at the fact that in a way they are both earned.
For one thing, you can't get ABOVE the designated number on a GPA. Im' sorry can you get above a 4.0 or a 5.0? Are people walking around with billion.0s and do they control the majority of everything within our system? There is a limit to high your grades can be no matter how much "harder" you work than everyone else. No matter how much smarter you are.
Second of all, no one is arguing for equal opportunity for the sake of it. We are trying to prevent disasters that have become a reality in this country such as 26,000 people dying a year for simply not having insurance. When was the last time someone died because they didn't get a grade average boost?
This satire is trash.
Check your privilege.