THEATER TALK: Why I Don't Watch "Glee" (And You Shouldn't, Either)

I was a Gleek. I even have a T-shirt, regrettably purchased at Hot Topic, that proclaims me to be one, replete with the iconic finger and thumb in the shape of an L. After the pilot aired, my friend and I camped out in a mall to meet the cast, and I was tickled when Lea Michele told me she liked my "Spring Awakening" shirt.
Over this past summer, though, something changed. I guess I'd noticed that the quality of "Glee" had steadily been declining since, oh, about the fourth episode of the first season (I'm still a sucker for the "Single Ladies" episode, I must say), but I was in denial. I think I was mostly fighting against being one of those theater people who are snooty and hate "Glee." I didn't want to be cast in with the pretentious types. But then I worked at a theater camp and I saw the "Glee effect" for myself.
Every session, we had a talent show. The older campers, especially the 10-13 year old girls, usually opted to perform a song. To my dismay, more often than not, they would reenact "Glee" performances. My qualms about them watching "Glee" aside (after all, it deals with some pretty mature themes), I was disturbed by the fact that they were turning in these robotic reenactments.
This is no comment on the talent of the campers, but more the anesthetized nature of everything on "Glee." Theater feeds off of the audience's energy and the sense that anything is possible, but everything on "Glee" seems so inevitable and set in stone. The cast (who, granted, displays a large variance in the spectrum of innate vocal talent) is overproduced beyond recognition. The choreography is sterile. Some of the arrangements are incredibly boring, and the ones that are good are often borrowed from other groups or artists (though Ben Bram, Ed Boyer, & co have been doing some good work from what I've heard of this season, so props to them for that). "Glee" is seemingly relying on camerawork to evoke emotion, and honestly, the strongest feeling I get from the show's kinetic camerawork is nausea.
I've always felt that we go to the theater for catharsis. My favorite shows are the ones that make me feel something, be it joy, sadness, or even a desire to go out and change the world. So shouldn't any work of performance, but especially a show about theater, evoke the same response from me? I want to care about the characters. I want to feel protective of them. When something monumental happens to them, I should feel for them. But take last week's episode of "Glee." Something monumental happened to Quinn, and I just sat there shaking my head, in disbelief that the writers would pull that.
I'm certainly glad that "Glee" has raised general awareness about the arts and musical theater, don't get me wrong. But the product "Glee" is selling isn't quite what audiences of a live show are getting. Mistakes happen. Things change. An actor might have a different interpretation of the song on Friday night than he does at Sunday's matinee, but both could be equally valid. Theater is inherently imperfect, and I think that is what makes it so wonderful. Like all of us, it is striving for perfection, but there's something comforting in the knowledge that, also like all of us, it won't ever be perfect, it will just be the best it can be.
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Comments
Really? just because you got addicted to glee does that mean we are? DING DING DING! the answer is not!
I agree with the previous comment. You really should title this "Why I Don't Watch Glee" and leave out the "Why You Shouldn't Either." What doesn't work for you, might work for others. I couldn't disagree more when you say that Glee is all tricks and gimmicks and no emotion. Sure, it can be wildly unrealistic, but the show doesn't take itself seriously in those cases. However, when Glee takes on something deeply emotional and serious, it nails it perfectly. In MY opinion. I've never identified with so many people and situations on a tv show before. Why would you go out of your way then to tell me and others like me that we shouldn't watch this show because it doesn't make YOU feel anything. That's deeply insulting to those of us how DO feel something, who ARE inspired to go out and change the world. You mention that the girls at your camp replicate the acts on Glee. Well, isn't it better that they replicate Glee than not even experience theater, dance, or music at all? And how is that different from when kids would replicate the dance numbers of the Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, or the Spice Girls? Before that there was Tiffany and ABBA and The Beatles. I could go on for days. Also, while it would be nice to see the characters spend some time "practicing" their numbers like they did in season 1, we have moved past that on the show. The focus is no longer on Glee going from being a terrible group of 5 misfits to a wall of sound at nationals. It's now about the characters and the issues they go through in their daily lives. We don't NEED to see them practicing or messing up, because that's not what the point is anymore. That would actually make for BAD television at this time in the series. My point is, however, you are so quick to tell the rest of the world to stop watching something they love and feel a deep personal connection to simply because YOU no longer feel that connection. I have no problem, however, with you expressing YOUR change in heart about the show and why YOU no longer watch it. They teach in high school how to write a persuasive essay, and al though you briefly touch on the possible merits of the other side of your argument at the very end, you spend no real time thinking about why for other people, this show might actually be what they need in their lives. I simply urge you to take on a bit wider of a perspective. AND change your title.
Wanky.
AND YOUR POINT IS...........? THEATRE IS THEATRE. GLEE IS A TV SHOW. OF COURSE GLEE RELIES ON CAMERAWORK TO EVOKE EMOTION. THAT'S WHAT TV SHOWS AND MOVIES DO. IF YOU LIKE THEATRE BETTER, THAT'S YOUR OWN PERSONAL OPINION. THE HEADLINE OF YOUR ARTICLE IS OUT OF PLACE