Two famous retirees in two days: this time, it’s fratire lord Tucker Max, who’s evidently grown up and left his hit em and quit em lifestyle. It’s been fun reading your all-too-close-to-home tales of young male immaturity, Mr. Max. (Forbes)

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon just got an injection of indie. On tonight’s show, Justin Vernon (or, y’know, Bon Iver) is sitting in with The Roots. (AV Club)

It’s official: the CW will continue where HBO (what movies?) left off. The teen network has picked up The Carrie Diaries, based off of Candace Bushnell’s Sex and the City prequels. Man, high fashion, high school shenanigans--this is gonna be like Gossip Girl except… wait… (Vulture)

I tend to talk sh*t about reality TV shows, but these are actually pretty intriguing. Following the trend of shows like Undercover Boss, TLC (of course) has picked up two shows, inspiringly called Undercover Princes and Undercover Princesses. The rest of the world sends its royalty to the UK to try and find looove without the help of royal status. This’ll probably be more Millionaire Matchmaker than The Princess Diaries but hey, one can hope. (EW)

What in the what? Snooki went a day without rain makeup, and she looks… normal? (Huffington Post)