Country fans, the leading lady of Sugarland is no longer on the market: Jennifer Nettles wed her beau Justin Miller in a quiet ceremony over the weekend. (People) 

Comedy fans, this one’s for you: comedian Louis C.K. is set to reprise his role as Amy Poehler’s boyfriend on Parks and Recreation. (EW) 

Bethenney Frankel, of Real Housewives of [insert metropolitan area], was all set to unleash her wisdom to the rest of the world through a nationally syndicated talk show. Unfortunately though, no major US station is picking up on the pitch. (The Hollywood Reporter) 

Man, this Abraham Lincoln Spielberg production just gets sicker and sicker: first it was Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln, and now it’s Mad Men numbers man Jared Harris as Ulysses S. Grant. (Vulture)