Man, Miley Cyrus can’t even make a joke without everybody leaping on her: after a video surfaced of the starlet cracking a self-directed stoner joke about her Bob Marley birthday cake (she turned 19 last week), both she and friend Kelly Osbourne have had to clarify that she does not, in fact, smoke weed. (EW)

Hearts everywhere are breaking: heartthrob actor (and the one deserving the title of People’s Sexiest Man of the Year) Ryan Gosling stepped out in Paris with new sweetheart Eva Mendes, who’s filming a movie there. (People)

Filed under “please make this happen”: beloved New Zealand songwriting duo Flight of the Conchords may not have had their HBO series for long, but a movie totally might happen in the future!... if they can actually pin down a story for it. (Vulture)

Connie Britton may be making waves now on American Horror Story, but off screen, she’s settling down with a new adopted baby boy named Eyob. (US Weekly) 

In case there was going to be any doubt: The Dark Knight Rises will be the last Batman film with Christian Bale playing the titular character. There’ll be only one more chance to hear that gnarly Batman voice in theaters. (The Hollywood Reporter)