Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries say "I Do" (creative commons)

The two-hour, two-part wedding special began Sunday night and it didn’t disappoint. Packed with parties, whining and winning, the "Fairytale Wedding" special took over E! and was completely entertaining.

With wedding plans under way, the two-hour episode begins with the dynamic duo of Kourtney and Khloe coming over to Kim’s house to begin the ridiculous and over the top wedding we have all been waiting for.

Kim describes her dream wedding as, “Romantic and soft and just filled with love.” She added, “I just want the most glamorous wedding you could ever imagine.”

Kim, the moneymaker and most wedding obsessed of the Kardashian crew, was dramatic and ready to take control with the help of her mom, Kris Jenner.

In the midst of all the wedding planning, Kris had yet another midlife crisis this year and decided to get a facelift. Going under the knife was very graphic and one of the many storylines going on within this episode.

Without mamma Kris at the helm, the rest of the Kardashians’ have too much time on their hands to attack each other. Khloe, the baby and troublemaker gets into numerous tiffs with Kris Humphries, saying, “You remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.”

Throughout the episode, Kris Humphries or “Hump” as Khloe calls him, continuously argues with Khloe about his intentions with Kim, Khloe’s marriage and her entire livelihood.

When Hump has a break from his annoying fights with Khloe he manages to find time to argue with Kim about his dogs and any detail relating to the wedding that seems to be happening without any of his input.

Despite his best efforts, Kris is the one in the doghouse, never being taken seriously or even asked for his opinions on the wedding. After going behind his back and ruining his tux fittings, mamma Kris and Kim make Hump feel unimportant.

Fret not Kardashian fans, Rob, Scott, Bruce and Lamar all made appearances offering classic one-liners and breaking up the crazy Kris against the women theme of the episode. Scott, everyone’s favorite person who they love to hate tries to offer Kris some advice about handling the Kardashian ladies.

Scott says Kris needs to, “First and foremost, shut your mouth.”

After a nice game of golf with the guys, the men attend an engagement party at Khloe’s house with cotton candy, champagne and gorgeous white flowers. After her seemingly drunk toast with her partner in crime Kourt, Khloe gets into yet another fight with her future brother in-law.

One of the best parts of the episode however was the “we love you mummy” cake that the whole family had made after Kris Jenner made it through her surgery to prove they love her. Seems like Kris not believing her children love her is becoming a reoccurring theme.

On an odd side note, Rob makes an appearance throughout the episode by focusing on his munchies addiction. Rob is gaining weight and can’t stop snacking so the sisters take it into their own hands. Khloe and Lamar put an alarm on their pantry while Kourtney tries to make Rob eat like her, with a wheat grass shot before bed.

The episode ends with a twist of events when Kris Humphries is finally included in one decision in his so-called fairytale wedding. After Kim, the soon to be bridezilla, chooses the wedding location behind her almost hubbie’s back, Kris freaks out and goes to see the location with Kim by his side.

Much to his surprise he falls in love with the location and agrees it is perfect. Kris is slowly but surely becoming one of the many men who lose themselves in the Kardashian world.

Monday night’s two-part finale promises to be even more dramatic. Who knows maybe Kris will actually throw a fit and get his hamburger truck, I doubt Kim will allow this but I am tuning into find out!

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