After seasons upon seasons of talking around the character, How I Met Your Mother’s Slutty Pumpkin has finally been revealed: if your money was on Mrs. Cruise, congratulations! Katie Holmes will be tackling the small screen again, years after her last appearance on a show. (Vulture)

Kiefer Sutherland (“24”) is heading back to Fox, this time with a series by the creator of “Heroes.” The show is called “Touch,” with Sutherland playing the father of a prescient autistic and mute son. (EW)

Ex-Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to release a memoir in 2012. The title will be (I kid you not) Total Recall. (The Huffington Post)

The CW is known for its extraordinarily intellectual programming, and its latest pickup is no exception: “Extreme Musical Chairs.” (Variety)

File this under “WHY?”: Paradise Lost is getting the big screen treatment, with Bradley Cooper signed on to play Lucifer and Benjamin Walker signed on to play the archangel Michael. The latest cast member addition: Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) as Eve. (Deadline)