New Girl’s ratings haven’t slid since its premiere, and the show’s reward: a full season pickup, the first one out of this season’s new crop of shows. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Dane Cook is looking into getting his own show on NBC. Prepared to be offended next fall. (Deadline) 

Oh Hollywood, Michael C. Hall/Jennifer Carpenter, Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson, and even Will Smith/Jada Pinkett-Smith (for one brief but terrible moment); now, the couple supposedly on the verge of a split is Ashton/Demi. Say it ain’t so!, but the notoriously Twitter-happy couple have been unusually quiet on the social media site, and spent their 6th wedding anniversary apart. (US Weekly) 

Filed under “Wait, this isn’t already a thing?”: Lady Gaga wants to copyright Lady Gaga to herself, after a company used her name brand on random accessories. (E!)