Snooki (photo courtesy of MTV)

Sammi has mixed feelings about returning to the Shore house. Some roommates are “hystatic” to see her, as Deena would say, and others are left pale at the sight of her.

Ron can’t hide his feelings for Sam at Karma and starts to follow her around the club like a sad, little puppy dog—pathetic.

Snooki’s feelings for Vinny grow, as she desperately tries to tie him down and harpoon Moby Dick. But when he brings home a DominicanTF girl from Karma, Snooki is sent into a drunken depression and left to snuggle alone.

Enough of the couple drama—this episode is also packed with Deena’s driving skills from hell, JWow peeing in public—again, a family trip to the bowling alley, and of course more pranks.

Team Sober—Snooki, Sam, and Ron possibly pull off the greatest prank in Jersey Shore history by creating a cheesy situation in Mike’s sheets. You don’t want to miss it!

And last but not least, the toilet drama is finally solved! And the mystery remains—whose underwear was clogging the toilet? Hmmmm.

Rants, Raves, and Predictions:

Ronammi surprised me this week. Instead of Sam being the pathetic, whiny, little baby that she normally is, Ron takes her place.

Although I love Snooki to death, I’ve decided that she is bi-polar. First she wants a gorilla, juicehead guido, then she wants Vinny, then a gorilla, juicehead guido, then Vinny. Make up your mind!

As much as I enjoyed seeing Snooki hit on one of the plumbers, the toilet situation is absolutely disgusting! Who flushes underwear down the toilet? And they let the toliet stay clogged for 2 whole weeks!

The Cheese Bed prank was great! The only time I enjoyed seeing Ronammi together all season long.

My favorite part of the episode definitely had to be seeing Snooki clean the toilet with a mop. Oh Snooki...

Next Week:

Roger does “the dip” when he sees JWow driving on the street and Mike’s mysterious friend named Marvin claims to have a date with Sammi.

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