Sammi (Jersey Shore)

Season 3, Episode 9: “Kissing Cousins”

After the biggest, break-up blowout of the season with her beau Ron, Sammi has decided to return to the Jersey Shore house (shocker!)—with a new pair of specs and a new attitude.

After mourning Sammi’s departure in the previous episode, Ron has a heart-to-heart with his dad, who convinces him to stick it out and stay in the house.

From adventures on Pauly’s new, mini motorbike to more clogged toilet drama to Meatball marshmallow madness, the craziness never stops in the Jersey Shore house—and neither do the pranks.

Team Meatball falls for Mike’s taxi prank, sending them on a wild ride to New York City and gets them plotting on a new situation for “The Situation.”

Snooki keeps it all in the family—finally putting the smush room to use, only to find out that her DTF guy is cousins with some of her previous shore hook-ups. Uh oh!

And as usual, the complicated, Snooki-Vinny saga continues with more arguing and flirting, and to Snooki’s disappointment, no smushing.

Rants, Raves and Predictions:

Although I’m not too thrilled at the idea of Sammi coming back into the house, I believe that you can’t have the Jersey Shore without all of the cast members—minus irrelevant Angelina.

I foresee more predictable Ronammi drama, but am hoping Sammi’s trip home knocked some sense into her. I love single, falling-on-his-face-when-he’s-drunk Ronni and we’ll never be able to see that again with Sammi around, and them two doing the “couple thing.”

Having said that, Ron needs to suck it up and act as tough as he looks. Right now, those muscles are looking as soft as my teddy bear's.

Ron crying (Jersey Shore)

As for Snooki and Vinny, I think they need to just hook up and call it a day. I’m tired of hearing Snooki whine, even though I love her random, weird noises as much as the next person.

I'm going to call this segment Roasting the Situation:

1)    He’s such a drama queen. Yes, queen!
2)    He takes longer than most girls to get dressed so I don't blame the guys for leaving him behind. Honestly, you’re going out to dinner with three other guys. Who are you trying to impress?
3)  Lastly, who eats dinner by themselves and has imaginary conversations with roommates that aren’t even in the room? Enough said.

Next week:

Sammi attempts to live the single life and go out with the girls, yet Ron stays nipping at her heels like a sad puppy dog. Pathetic!

And…the toilet drama continues causing the Shore cast to finally call a plumber. It’s about time!

Reach Camille here.