Grant Hill And Reggie Evans Ejected For Game Of Slap Ass
File this under "ridiculous preseason ejections" along with, well, nothing else comes to mind right now. Grab a new folder, Adam Silver!
Phoenix Suns veteran Grant Hill got into it with well-known enforcer Reggie Evans of the Toronto Raptors Wednesday night, resulting in the most famous series of ass slaps since J. Lo got fresh with Tom Cruise at the MTV Movie Awards.
An intentional foul from Evans got under Hill's collar in the third quarter. Both players earned technical fouls, which set up the following exchange:
Hill and Evans were both suspended and the Raptors went on to win 129-78.
The moral of the story: don't mess with David Stern's new "one butt slap per player per play" policy.
Assist, Ball Don't Lie.
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