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Ron Artest is a tough interview--just ask Doris Burke. He's so manic that it's nearly impossible to keep him on subject. Which is why ESPN pulled out all the stops for a recent interview with the champion and brought in the best of the best: Ron-Ron himself.

That's right, people: Ron Artest interviewing Ron Artest. And here you thought Christopher Nolan was the only guy with camera tricks.

Ron interviewing Ron isn't exactly award-winning material, but it is the best use of duplicity since The Nutty Professor. On top of that, we find out that Ron's favorite planet is Pluto. I guess nobody had the heart to tell him it got nixed from the list.

Oh well, he'll find out eventually--hopefully right after he records Champions Part II with Celine Dion. A man can dream, right?

Video below.

[Ron Artest Talks To Ron Artest - With Leather]

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