Friends Kick Each Other To Raise Money For Concert Tickets
The passerby walked up to Dr. Ity, delicately touched the sole of his sneaker against Dr. Ity's shin, and then immediately scooted back, laughing.
It was not an impressive kick.
"You guys want an example?" Tank Romero asked. Tank then delivered a kick violent enough to make Dr. Ity's shin flinch up.
The young man approached because someone who goes by the name Drunk Jake was holding a sign that said, "Kick this guy in the legs for $1." There was an arrow at the bottom of the sign. It pointed to Dr. Ity.
"The offer is for them to kick him, or we'll kick him for 50 cents," explained Tank Romero.
If people wanted to kick Dr. Ity themselves, rather than just watch, then they were supposed to pay a full $1.
However, the group let some people get in a few kicks for free, just to be friendly.
"Tank" Romero, 19, his 24-year-old year brother, "Gutter," ("The one that looks like he's from the gutter," Tank explains), Drunk Jake, 18, and Dr. Ity, 23, are a group of close friends who, if it isn't obvious at this point, declined to give their real names, instead preferring to go by the nicknames they affectionately call each other.
On an afternoon in late May, they took public transportation from Azusa, their hometown, all the way to Hollywood and Highland, just to take turns being kicked by strangers. They picked the location because G.B.H., a punk band, was scheduled to play in Hollywood in June.
This was how the group planned to pay for concert tickets.
"Hey, you can dread slap this fool for a dollar," Tank yelled at a black man with long dreadlocks. The stranger laughed but kept walking.
Someone with a clipboard stopped. He asked all four young men to fill out a form. Afterward, he gave them each a cloth bag that held a t-shirt, shortbread cookies, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a condom.
They kept and shared the food. Everything else went on sale.
A magician and his girlfriend stopped by but turned down Tank's condom offers.
"I have like 2 million [condoms] in my backpack," the magician said, before performing card tricks.
Most of the people who stopped seemed more interested in just chatting up the group than in actually kicking anyone.
One girl told the boys about her former life as a street kid.
Dr. Ity said he had just been released from jail two weeks earlier.
"Some dude I knew, was talking shit to one of my friend's sisters," he said. Ity's account then goes as follows; the shit-talking led to a fight; he used the padlock on his belt in the fight; the police came and charged him for possession of a deadly weapon (the padlock being the weapon). He said he was in jail for almost two and a half months.
"This guy came out ripped," Tank said, referring Dr. Ity.
Dr. Ity said he used to earn money from working in a shop for two years.
"Then it closed down. Then I got arrested."
Tank complained that begging for change is difficult in a touristy area like Hollywood. He's had more luck in Azusa, his hometown, even though the people there are poorer.
"People that don't have money give it up, it's weird," he said. He thinks race may also play a factor.
"Azusa is full of a bunch of Mexicans ... And, like, because I'm Mexican, I get a lot of money from Mexicans."
They needed to come to Hollywood, however, to buy the tickets in person.
"We don't have computers and shit, dude," Tank explained. "We don't have credit cards, either. We don't have any way to buy our tickets. "
Tank attracted the most attention on the sidewalk that day. He had the loudest, wittiest, sidewalk cat calls, made friends the fastest with any stranger who was interested, and was the one most eager to have an article written about him.
"I want to entertain your website," he said.
Though he's only 19-years-old, he said he's been out of high school for two years. He said he just stopped going, so his dad kicked him out of the house when he was 17.
"My mom's not around. And my dad, he just doesn't like me. He doesn't like any of his kids."
Though Tank and Gutter are the only ones who are related, they said they consider Dr. Ity and Drunk Jake to be like brothers, too. When they look for a spot to crash, they claim it's always a four-person package deal.
"I wouldn't leave anybody," Tank said. "I wouldn't leave any of these fools."
They don't call themselves "homeless" even though the living situation they describe sounds a lot like homelessness.


All photos by Amy Silverstein. Top: Drunk Jake, left, and Tank Romero wait for strangers to approach.
Second from top: Dr. Ity, right, holds the kicking sign, next to Gutter Romero.
Third from top: Gutter Romero and Drunk Jake chatting with another passerby.
Bottom: Dr. Ity
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